Congratulations to the five St Kilda fans who have won double passes to see G.I. JOE: RETALIATION 3D by naming their red, white and black superheroes.

Supporters were asked to describe which Saints player on the list would make the greatest action hero and why, with some interesting results.

Brandon Garbett nominated Adam Schneider as his hero…

“Adam Schneider because he is the Schneiderman and anything the Schneiderman wants the Schneiderman can.....   Look out, here comes the Schneider man...”


While Jarrod Burr thinks Dempster’s guns carry themselves…

“Sean Dempster - Cause he permanently carries round a pair of guns already!”

Jess Cook believes club stalwart Lenny Hayes’ tough demeanor helps to lead the team.

“I think Lenny Hayes would make the greatest action hero because he's tough and he protects his teammates. You also want an action hero to be a good leader and role model and Lenny is both of those.”

Sam Fisher gets a look in with Caroline Fisher talking up his natural assets.

“It would have to be Sam Fisher...Look at that jaw line!”

And Nick Felstead named Tom Simpkin’s radical hair-do as a must-have for the ruthless fighter.

Tommy Simpkin by a long way if he keeps his hair do and grows a big burly beard. He has got that jungle cat look to him that radiates hunger, hardness and a sense of ruthlessness, something that he should bring on field this year as well! Go Saints!!

Thanks to everyone who placed a nomination.

Starring Bruce Willis and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, G.I. JOE: RETALIATION 3D, will see the G.I. Joes not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; but they are also forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. In cinemas March 28.